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BEST FRIEND PROMISES

WHEN THE SERVER ASKS ME IF I WANT TO SUBSTITUTE MY FRIES FOR VEGTABLES

WHEN SOMEONE MEETS MY FRIENDS

THEY’RE JUST LIKE:

When my boyfriend leaves

Me:

When girls are flirting with my boyfriend at a party

I’m at home like…

WHEN I FIND OUT A GIRL I LIKE HAS A BOYFRIEND

IT’S JUST LIKE:

TRYING TO DECIDE WHAT TO DO WITH MY SATURDAY AFTERNOON

When someone asks why i didn’t text or call them back

When my boyfriend is leaving and I don’t want him to go

I’m like:

WORKING OUT WITH MY SKINNY FRIEND